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my lecturer said "wank" today
yes, in that context
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We were all partying when suddenly the doorbell rang and Dr Who went towards the door to see who it was.  Realising it was trick-or-treaters, he shouted for the host of the party to answer the door, a Sith Lord, who ran towards the door thinking it was somebody exciting.  ”TRIICKK ORRR TREEAAATT!!!” they yelled, causing him to look flummoxed, before retorting “we only have...
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1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed, always closed o.O lol 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? uh..i probably would if they were good lol 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? not sure what this means 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? i’ve been there to witness it, but i haven’t personally 5:Do you like to use...
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I hate banks.
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unrestrictedbyreality replied to your post: unrestrictedbyreality replied to your post:… hahahaha oh no good luck hope you have a great time! I had “muck up day” at school the other day - all the kids finishing high school dress up ridiculously and trash the place .. i was a penguin :D what are you going as haha? haave-you-met-ted replied to your post: it’s 3am and I have a...
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it's 3am and I have a headache
bedtime. leave me nice things?
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unrestrictedbyreality replied to your post: unrestrictedbyreality replied to your post: cheap … don’t get alcohol poisoning D: that’s not fun lmao well at least youve found some keepers amongst your friends haha australia and it’s hardly celebrating halloween makes me sad - I want to dress up like a douche and get drunk -,- I hope I don’t o.O don’t think I’ve ever had...
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I've just realised I'm quite an odd person
when I was filling out the question about odd things about myself what is the oddest thing about yourself? (quirks, talents, childhood obsessions) *this post has been edited :p
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unrestrictedbyreality replied to your post: cheap ass wine that comes in a 4L box and gets everyone very trashy or very sick depending on your stomach. hahaha I’m a cool kid. I can no longer drink vodka as I got alcohol poisoning and trying to drink it automatically activates my gag reflex. Which is disappointing as vodka is great. hahaha Real friends would agree to your plan. waow,...
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lilixblack asked: Shell cottage, Durmstrang :)
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unrestrictedbyreality asked: cheap ass wine that comes in a 4L box and gets everyone very trashy or very sick depending on your stomach. hahaha I'm a cool kid.
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GUYS IT'S HARRY POTTER THEMED QUESTIONS. DO IT OR... →
the-magical-menagerie: THE BURROW - Where do you call “home”? GODRIC’S HOLLOW - What do you think happens after we die?  LITTLE HANGLETON - Do you think you would be a pure-blooded, half-blooded, or a muggle-born witch/wizard?  LITTLE WHINGING - Who is your least-favorite relative?  MALFOY MANOR - Name the most luxurious place you’ve ever visited.  GRIMMAULD PLACE - Are there any secrets...
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